Vans California Spring 2011 Collection

Fresh out of the vulcanized oven, the Vans California Spring 2011 Collection is pipin' hot and looks delicious.  Kind of like the toasty buns of Jessica Alba.   The collection continues Vans simplistic look that they've mastered over the years.  Available right now probably everywhere.

Nike Lunar Spider



To call these Nikes unique is a bit of an understatement, kind of like saying Charlie Sheen sort of likes hookers and blow...  With all the color pop and contrast on the new Lunar Spiders you'll  look like you're running even when you're standing still or at very least you'll convince your friends and everyone else who sees you that you've given up on matching.

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Nike Air Royal Mids

Are you ready to relive the 80's?  Nike is and they're making retro flashbacks easier and more fashionable every day.  Their new Air Royal Mids bring classic basketball styling together with some fresh color pop.  Pick yours up at select retailers in 2011.  Just leave the short shorts at home.

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